Home is behind, the world ahead,
And there are many paths to tread,
Through shadows to the edge of night,
Until the Stars are all alight.
Then world behind and home ahead,
We'll wander back and home to bed.

J.R.R Tolkien

Friday, 20 February 2015

Crowne Plaza, London Heathrow

Location: London Heathrow, Stockley Road, West Drayton, Middlesex, UB7 9NA, UK*
Date of Arrival: Sunday 15 February 2015
Duration of stay: 2 Nights
Room Type: Standard Double             
Average Cost: £75 per night
My rating: 3*/5

Despite having to stay at the Crowne Plaza on business, I’m guessing that the primary motivation to book a room at this hotel is an imminent flight from London Heathrow given that its conveniently located nearby all the airport terminals, (including Terminal 5); just off the M4 Motorway at Junction 4 and 2 minutes’ drive from the M25. Furthermore, Central London is approximately 20 minutes by car (well, on a good day) or there’s the option to take the Heathrow Express into the city which is accessible from the airport itself. I arrived at the hotel amidst a flurry of cabin crew which made for a rather slow check-in. That said, staff were apologetic, efficient and appeared unflustered in the face of what had become – for want of a better word – bedlam! Parking is available just outside the hotel and is charged as £12 per day. There is also an option to abandon your car for the duration of your holiday via the ‘park, stay and go’ packages.   

My room was rather sizeable for a standard double; offering a great deal of storage space, tea, coffee and hot chocolate making facilities, a mini bar and rather executive-looking work station complete with ‘I’m the big boss’ pleather swivel chair! The usual hotel gripes applied including the concept of having to re-mortgage one’s house to afford anything from the aforementioned mini bar and a kettle that took what seemed like hours to come to fruition! It was refreshing however, to have access to a hair dryer that wasn’t fixed (often somewhat precariously) within the bathroom and what’s more, one with enough power to dry longer hair before developing arm strain! The aromatherapy kit was a thoughtful touch and aided a particularly restful sleep – I also noted how dark and quiet the room was which was rather surprising given the hotel’s size and proximity to the airport. The lighting in the bedroom was a little dim but the bathroom was appropriately garish! The latter was also kitted out with complimentary toiletries as well as a generously-sized bath robe which unfortunately was a little on the scratchy side; meaning that I was forced to lounge around in my jim-jams instead! I had to contact Guest Services in order for an engineer to mend the television which didn’t display a picture until he arrived to work his magic – I have to say at this point, how friendly the engineer was; we had a good old natter and as company policy is to pacify the guest’s complaint with a box of jelly beans, he left a suitable cinema-style snack to compliment the movies that were on the agenda for that evening. Win!

The ‘Spirit’ Health club included a gym, heated pool and spa; the latter consisting of a sauna, steam room and jacuzzi. It was a little cramped in the gym and I had to do my floor work off-piste but the equipment was bang up-to-date, clean and well-maintained. I also liked that the gym was accessible between 5:00am and 11:00pm in order to accommodate those (present company included), that wish to exercise at what could be considered an anti-social hour! The pool was amply sized but was unavailable the day I arrived as it was over-capacity. When it came to dining, I thought that the wait on food was unacceptable – my companion and I ordered an evening meal in the bar area upon our arrival and waited a good 50 minutes before it made an entrance. I also felt that the chicken burrito I had opted for, although tasty, was rather sparsely portioned given its £10 price tag. There is an Indian restaurant on-site but I’m afraid that I didn’t sample its cuisine. Breakfast fared considerably better however and it’s fair to say that the food baby I sported well into the afternoon was a result of the extensive selection of foodstuffs available. We’re basically talking everything you’d want from a breakfast (or brunch if you’re the kind of person that sleeps-in) – ok so in no particular order there were; Artisan-style breads, pastries, a ‘muffin of the day’ (honey and bran on this occasion), Greek-style yogurt, granola, cereals, cheeses, cold meats and fruit in addition to your typical cooked breakfast buffet, phew! There is also a facility to whizz-up your own smoothies and even a pancake machine which actually created teddy bear-shaped pancakes; absolute genius don’t you think?!

Overall, this hotel was fit for purpose – wake-up calls could be arranged to ensure that you got up on time for your flight / meeting (delete as applicable) and bedrooms are designed so that you achieve an optimum night’s shut-eye. Staff were friendly and accommodating and the hotel itself was contemporary and altogether shipshape. In short, I’d stay again but I’d eat elsewhere…

References:
*http://www.ihg.com/crowneplaza   

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